If you want to indulge in something novel,go over and have a tumble with Pixley’s Billy Goat. He enjoys a joke of that kind.OH1877
Previous tweet from the “available bachelors” items featured in a Batavia newspaper. Probably not the only newspaper in the matchmaking biz.
J.Donohue cuts calico at the dry goods. He weighs 320 lbs,talks loudly,and is quite popular with old women. NY1881
Young Master Holt got a grain of popcorn in his ear and it is feared it will prove serious. (TN1901)
Viola Horlocker, Hastings, is charged with attempted poisoning of candy sent to Mrs. Morey. NE1899
The Art Display at the school was fine, but owing to the Patent Medicine Show, the attendance was very light. TX1907
Considerable fault was found with the umpire’s decisions and his neglect to notice what the crowd thought. MA1882
Miss Dorothy Esp, had her right arm broken this week while cranking a car. (MT1930)
Old Jack, Knoxville’s noted dog, was adopted into a new home where he learned to eat candy and drink coffee.TN1916
Furniture men are selling card tables with “Minister’s coming!” pigeon holes hidden underneath. IL1890
