Julius Goodluck had the misfortune to lose part of a thumb when it became entangled with the cut-off saw Wednesday morning.

-from the Ferndale Record, Ferndale, Washington, 1903

A Chicago woman has been arrested for highway robbery. No proper young man now ventures to appear on Chicago streets without a chaperone.

-from The Newton Press, Jasper County, Illinois, February 15, 1888


Mrs. N. H. Waller had a spider taken out of her ear the other day which crawled in while she was asleep.

-from the Clinton Public, Clinton, Illinois, Feb 23, 1883

Frankling Mangham shot the top off one of his fingers with a pistol. Lucky that it wasn’t his head.

-from the Jackson News, Butts County,Georgia, January 11, 1882

Chas. Richey cut his left hand badly Monday while cutting strings from a package.

-from the Clinton Register, Friday, September 8, 1899, Clinton, Illinois

Some low down hound swiped a milk bucket containing 2 tickets for the lacteal fluid off of Bremser’s gatepost last week.

-from the Waterloo Republican Times, Waterloo, Illinois, 1900

Ole Peterson was arrested at Palermo on a charge of selling stolen flax.

-from the Carson Press, June, 1909, Carson, North Dakota

A young woman in Dakota who works 160-acres, says she could work twice that if marriage-minded men would stop bothering her.

-from the Vernon Courier, Vernon, Alabama, 1887

“Hank” Riggs is running his cider mill at full blast and producing a prime quality of “bug” juice.

-from the Austin Statesman,  July 1888

Spontaneous combustion is supposed to be the cause of the fire that destroyed the barn of John Stoner, two miles north of Bethalto.

Fire Destroys Stoner Barn

Spontaneous combustion is supposed to be the cause of the fire that destroyed the barn of John Stoner, two miles north of Bethalto. The fire broke out at three o’clock in the afternoon. Mr. Stoner was in Bethalto at the time, and his wife was alone on the farm. She said the flames broke out suddenly in all parts of the barn. She tried to untie the livestock in the barn, but was unable to do that on account of the flames. One mule and two calves perished in the fire. Twenty-five loads of hay, and all the farm machinery were in the barn as well as a storm buggy and a motorcycle. All were lost in the fire.  from the Alton Evening Telegraph, July 26, 1919